Lane Z. is a 4th-grade student at Flour Bluff Elementary. He loves hunting, baseball, dogs, a good riddle, and a funny joke.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts.
Q: What has a mouth but never talks? What runs but never walks? What has a bed but never sleeps?
A: A river
Q: There were 48 cows and 28 chickens. How many cows ate chickens?
Q: Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he gets a hole in one.
Q: What three candies can you find at school?
A: Nerds, Dum Dums, and Smarties