Tickling the Funny Bone

By Kids for Kids, Flour Bluff, Front Page

Lane Z. is a 4th-grade student at Flour Bluff Elementary.  He loves hunting, baseball, dogs, a good riddle, and a funny joke.

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Q:  Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A:  He didn’t have the guts.

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Q:  What has a mouth but never talks?  What runs but never walks?  What has a bed but never sleeps?

A:  A river

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Q: There were 48 cows and 28 chickens. How many cows ate chickens?

A: Twenty

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Q:  Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A:   In case he gets a hole in one.

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Q:  What three candies can you find at school?

A:  Nerds, Dum Dums, and Smarties

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